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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Lounia : My name is Luna (:

I'm 16 years old and I live in Ottawa. I'd appreciate it if you gave up your weird habit of stalking people ;)

The thing I hate most about people is dishonesty.
My tip for the next 12 centuries; Be honest, it's not that hard, and people will actually like you if you're honest (:

It's really easy to piss me off, but it's even easier to cheer me up! (:
Nice combination, huh? Yeah I know ;)

I have a pet fish. He's really boring, but I love him. He can also be a creeper sometimes, but alright, fish are creepers, it's a well known fact. Not? Ok well now it is (:

I can be really really immature when I want to be. Everyone has his moments, but I have them a lot ;)
Typical teenager? I think so ;)

And yeahh.. That's it I guess (:

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Today, my husband decided he will be a 'stay at home' dad. We have two cats. No kids. FML


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On 06/03/2010 at 3:44am - animals - by Kate - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML


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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML


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On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was helping my sister by getting some old boxes down from her attic. Too bad I didn't realize the piece of plywood I was standing on doesn't extend all over the attic floor. Of course, I did realize it when I went through the ceiling onto the concrete floor of her garage. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 7:45am - health - by SBT1030 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML


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On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML


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On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML


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On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML


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On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

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