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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 February 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1386
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LouiseD : Hi.
My name is Louise and I'm from Denmark.
I spend way to much time on this web-site, because I like to laugh of others misery. lol

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Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14880) - you deserved it (48463)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

#14368305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25877) - you deserved it (9671)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98690) - you deserved it (5402)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31090) - you deserved it (5282)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

#13426894
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5674) - you deserved it (58847)

On 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML

#12856829
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7215) - you deserved it (38766)

On 09/01/2010 at 5:01pm - misc - by samboob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

#12826740
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9945) - you deserved it (43857)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML

#11618988
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8113) - you deserved it (50224)

On 07/02/2010 at 7:53pm - misc - by katara (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML

#11558883
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9404) - you deserved it (29313)

On 06/30/2010 at 4:04am - misc - by rockefoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

#8330425
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26990) - you deserved it (2633)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

#6645484
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35542) - you deserved it (2436)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

#6501261
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16074) - you deserved it (35727)

On 11/28/2009 at 8:53pm - misc - by figures - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

#6300869
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36757) - you deserved it (2440)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:38pm - love - by asthma_attacker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

#6287129
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10297) - you deserved it (47860)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

#5953871
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9725) - you deserved it (35399)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)



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