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My name is Louise and I'm from Denmark.
I spend way to much time on this web-site, because I like to laugh of others misery. lol
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by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 12:20am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2010 at 10:39am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Transportation
Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
by Christopher / 12/13/2010 at 4:16am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/12/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by samboob / 09/01/2010 at 5:01pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML
by tikizombie / 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
by katara / 07/02/2010 at 7:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML
by rockefoe / 06/30/2010 at 4:04am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
by Timv86 / 02/16/2010 at 3:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Twiddle / 12/07/2009 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by figures / 11/28/2009 at 8:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by asthma_attacker / 11/14/2009 at 1:38pm / United States (New York) / Love
by yellowjacket_34 / 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm / United States (Montana) / Health
Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML
by E.S. / 10/23/2009 at 1:01am / United States (Colorado) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I was playing video games in the dark and drinking soda during the slow periods. When I took… Today, I had to say goodbye to my long distance boyfriend at the airport. I was feeling upset after… Today I went to a pick up hockey game with my friends, while on the ice I felt something funny in…
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My classmates still cannot pronounce my…