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LouiseD
  • Town/Country : Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1108
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LouiseD : Hi.
My name is Louise and I'm from Denmark.
I spend way to much time on this web-site, because I like to laugh of others misery. lol

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Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32162) - you deserved it (5809)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

#18021028
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20104) - you deserved it (18264)

On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15584) - you deserved it (28084)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45296) - you deserved it (7055)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16002) - you deserved it (45745)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

#17749622
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29830) - you deserved it (5467)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6889) - you deserved it (56186)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

#17661211
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29917) - you deserved it (2488)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:42pm - work - by -- - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

#17634185
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26514) - you deserved it (4012)

On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML

#17541030
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25574) - you deserved it (1769)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (2679)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30949) - you deserved it (2679)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML

#17457202
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37373) - you deserved it (15727)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43045) - you deserved it (4550)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
502 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117027) - you deserved it (5933)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)



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