About LouiseD : Hi.
My name is Louise and I'm from Denmark.
I spend way to much time on this web-site, because I like to laugh of others misery. lol
Why am I up so early?
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Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML
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On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)
Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 1:38am - work - by derbyboy - United Kingdom (Derby)
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States
Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
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Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
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On 09/01/2011 at 6:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went into a public bathroom and walked in on a guy checking his butt out in the mirror to see if he'd wiped properly. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm - misc - by Bobby ray slice - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML
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On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I learned the hard way that taking a 20 mile bike ride with my boyfriend's family the day after losing my virginity is the worst decision ever. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
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