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Lou_Briccant
  • Town/Country : Tampa Bay , United Plates
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 97056
  • Number of comments : 242
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Lou_Briccant : "Yes i searched cant find the answer to my question. But can i install an intercooler into a non turbo VR6. Will i get any gains from it? Or is it just a pure waste?"

^^god people are fucking stupid.^^

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Today, I was stage managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage. I shattered my cheekbone telling kids they would hurt themselves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46015) - you deserved it (11569)

On 04/15/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by AllThatJazz (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36577) - you deserved it (50827)

On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by italy1986 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (328915) - you deserved it (35694)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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