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  • Town/Country : Tampa Bay , United Plates
  • Title : Mr
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 May 1988 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 95614
  • Number of comments : 242
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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"Yes i searched cant find the answer to my question. But can i install an intercooler into a non turbo VR6. Will i get any gains from it? Or is it just a pure waste?"

^^god people are fucking stupid.^^

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Today, I was stage managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage. I shattered my cheekbone telling kids they would hurt themselves. FML

#994417 (67)

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On 04/15/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by AllThatJazz (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I am driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then proceeded to pull out his gun and yell "GET ON THE F*ING GROUND!" before I can explain. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by italy1986 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Today, I told my mom about my night terrors in which I am laying in a ditch with people shooting at me, and I have no ammunition to defend myself. She told me I should stop being such a whiny bitch, and to grow up and be a man. I am 20 and got back from Iraq 10 months ago. FML

#693999 (611)

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On 03/29/2009 at 11:37pm - misc - by KSFarmBoy (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Today, my child says "Mommy. Sometimes my peepee goes up like a stick." I say "Well, honey, that's normal and ok." Then I ask when it does that. And he says "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes..." FML

#481631 (242)

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On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by bittersweet - United States (New York)

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