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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 September 1989 (26 years)
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Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML


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On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to retrieve my sneakers that my wife made me leave outside the door of our hotel room. Somebody had shat in one of them. FML


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On 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by JayBausch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)

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