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About LoserLifeFML : Here is my loser profile about my loser life.

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Today, mah parents grounded me cuz I refused to do mah little sister's homework for her. looool FML

#21337837
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34793) - you deserved it (2090)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:21pm - misc - by MovingOut (man) - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today I gamblad on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23568) - you deserved it (15100)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

I was facd with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to puttd in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30511) - you deserved it (4551)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I dreamed that I cheated on mah boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it an apologize. I'm fully awake now an he doesn't believe it was really a dream. fat FML

#21336949
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32855) - you deserved it (7679)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:35pm - love - by ihateeverything (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, an so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, cuz my friends an I aren't attractive either. FML

#21333300
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34594) - you deserved it (4005)

On 01/08/2015 at 1:44pm - love - by licensed_ginger (woman) - United States (Ohio)

MY FATHER WAS PLAYING WITH SON AND HIS TOY ANIMALS. HE PICKED ONE UP AND SAID... ( WHAT IS THIS? SOME KIND OF AFRICAN HORSE? ) IT WAS A ZEBRA. FAT FML

2day I woka up to tha lovaly sounds of goats having ascapd thara pan an climbd onto tha roof. Again. FML

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date . I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter fir the evening . FML

#21311019
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31868) - you deserved it (3013)

On 12/03/2014 at 9:49pm - love - by maddieex - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I askd my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling himhy I needd them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are looool not coming off anytime soon. FML

#21310328
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29090) - you deserved it (6153)

On 12/02/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by smiles (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was rock climbing. I had mah equipment on and I saw a really cute grl. I went fir the hardest climb in the gym , and while jumping up to grab the rock , I simultaneously fartd , missd the rock , fell to the mat and broke mah arm in the process. FML

#21303024
88 comments

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On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

TADAY I REALIZED WHY I NEVER HEAR VOICE ECHOING WHEN I SING TO BOYFRIEND ON SKYPE; HE JUST MUTES ME. FML

#21296304
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34481) - you deserved it (10821)

On 11/10/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a customer yelld at me because I gave er a wrinkld bag. I work in retail, and te bags r looool all ceap plastic. Se wouldn't stop, even wen I gave er 3 different bags. FML

#21292131
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30534) - you deserved it (2234)

On 11/04/2014 at 5:57pm - work - by kismet_fire (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lookd at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, cuz selfies aren't made fir old people." FML

#21292082
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30174) - you deserved it (5597)

On 11/04/2014 at 4:48pm - kids - by The Selfie Parent - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog an her needed some time to talk. mega FML

#21285216
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31510) - you deserved it (2378)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)



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