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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2861
  • Number of comments : 142
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Lorysa : I like to play the piano and read books. I'm a zoology student and want to work hands-on with pandas at some point in my life. Hopefully one day I'll get to meet Bindi Irwin. :)

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I agree, their lives suck

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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Lorysa's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML


I agree, your life sucks (66763) - you deserved it (5396)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43741) - you deserved it (5553)

On 03/31/2013 at 3:00am - misc - by contacts (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24427) - you deserved it (3270)

On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23839) - you deserved it (50882)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:29am - love - by kingpin9219 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38905) - you deserved it (22936)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36205) - you deserved it (19269)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

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