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  • Number of visits : 2009
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Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43949) - you deserved it (15270)

On 02/10/2009 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed (woman) - United States (New York)



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