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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…
- Today, I was planning on having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, so I asked my roomate to… Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself.… Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we…