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Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

#14389923
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24757) - you deserved it (6631)

On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

#14300569
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28215) - you deserved it (4363)

On 12/22/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that if I try to resist a 70 pound bulldog that's humping my leg, I will end up with stitches. FML

#14294130
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27138) - you deserved it (2818)

On 12/22/2010 at 2:54am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

#14261370
167 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw Saw IV with my boyfriend. He held me close and said, "I'll protect you." A few seconds later, he jumped up so violently, he gave me a bloody nose, and ran screaming out of the room. FML

#14248345
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29768) - you deserved it (3432)

On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

#14222571
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29977) - you deserved it (4041)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
293 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31227) - you deserved it (5293)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

#12617958
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36575) - you deserved it (6282)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)



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