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Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38003) - you deserved it (3354)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML

#17148663
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28407) - you deserved it (4021)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Fairymyass (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

#17134448
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39350) - you deserved it (4250)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

#17122857
168 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by kacysospacyy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

#17113605
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34546) - you deserved it (6717)

On 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by longtriphome (man) - United States

Today, my class went to Berlin. At the subway station, our teacher told us to get on the next train. I was the first one to get on and the only one who didn't hear her saying: 'Wait, that's the wrong one!' I'm lost in a city I've never been before. FML

#14585714
117 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Sachsen)

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

#14493785
32 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

#14493785
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25269) - you deserved it (2952)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML

#14490872
99 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML

#14449483
30 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 6:37am - love - by anon. (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML

#14444191
77 comments

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On 01/02/2011 at 9:58pm - work - by sleepy (woman) - Norway

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

#14415178
76 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
73 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

#14391012
260 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 2:14am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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