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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13215
  • Number of comments : 269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Lonely_Lez : I'm a university student. I'm very opinionated and I will defend my beliefs and opinions fiercely unless I can be shown proof or sound logic that they are false.

I am a lesbian (I rather regret the username, to be honest. I chose it for an fml that didn't get approved and now it's not worth changing it) and I am very proud of this fact, even if it is hard a lot of the time. It is NOT a choice, and I do not believe it is in any way wrong.

I am pseudo-pagan, I believe in human energies and I believe that some people have abilities beyond what most people believe is possible.

I am very left-wing, and I cannot bring myself to believe in most conservative theories.

Beyond all that I'm usually a pretty easy-going person. I love my friends and will do anything to protect, defend, or help them.

Feel free to send me a message, positive or negative, about anything you read about me, I enjoy talking to people and will be happy to answer any message. :D

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Lonely_Lez's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

#3155973
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47698) - you deserved it (9081)

On 06/23/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Jerf (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got a call from my son's second grade teacher. He happens to write and throw with both hands, and wanted to share this during show and tell. Apparently, he didn't know the word for this is ambidextrous, because his teacher told me, "Your son just told the whole class that he's bisexual!" FML

#3120236
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50470) - you deserved it (4931)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I decided I had gathered enough solid evidence to justify dumping my cheating girlfriend. When I turned up, she broke up with me before I had a chance to confront her. Why? Apparently I have trust issues. FML

#2963101
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36072) - you deserved it (7848)

On 06/17/2009 at 9:03am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

#2907219
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70806) - you deserved it (13527)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML

#2871893
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44478) - you deserved it (6320)

On 06/13/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by failatboys (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

#2855395
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82272) - you deserved it (3851)

On 06/13/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by Toothy_Peg (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says "I've been a dirty dirty girl" in a seductive tone, I thought she meant about the table so I said "yes you have" then she winked at me, I walked away fast. FML

#2824083
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45938) - you deserved it (8878)

On 06/12/2009 at 3:53am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my left-handed boss needed PC help. I said "right-click for the menu." She said nothing happened. Three times we went through this. Eventually I went over, asking her to show me what she did. She was using her right hand on the left mouse button. She earns £10,000 more than me. FML

#2798980
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59861) - you deserved it (3106)

On 06/11/2009 at 11:21am - work - by girlfriday (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

#2796619
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (100265) - you deserved it (10025)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:51am - money - by TSampson (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

#2780499
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71015) - you deserved it (4968)

On 06/10/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Sylvania - United States (North Carolina)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
540 comments

I agree, your life sucks (213344) - you deserved it (23011)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother calls them "sinners" and that they will "burn in hell twice". Then she says "God doesn't like gays". I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML

#1734899
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97812) - you deserved it (15453)

On 05/07/2009 at 9:39pm - love - by HidenSeek (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (485678) - you deserved it (29334)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

#1002619
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79633) - you deserved it (6563)

On 04/15/2009 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)



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