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Lolzords
  • Town/Country : Andover, England
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 July 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16027) - you deserved it (34296)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML

#13046005
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20621) - you deserved it (2047)

On 09/14/2010 at 6:44am - misc - by Lolzords - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

#5541044
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62604) - you deserved it (2488)

On 09/29/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by rainedaddy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

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665 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26378) - you deserved it (453693)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13587) - you deserved it (57969)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)



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