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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 October 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 367
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About Lolwhathax007 : Lol I dunno :D

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

#5582253
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I agree, your life sucks (9341) - you deserved it (32330)

On 10/01/2009 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9141) - you deserved it (37672)

On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch, he looked down at my chest and said "I can't wait for the day that these produce milk." We've only been dating a few months and I have no intention of lactating anytime soon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19924) - you deserved it (2581)

On 09/27/2009 at 4:57pm - intimacy - by e11ie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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