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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16812
  • Number of comments : 412
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About LolFMLnot : No it's not a vagina picture -___-

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Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

#19131419
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26086) - you deserved it (2989)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29720) - you deserved it (7439)

On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

#19091459
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22988) - you deserved it (7734)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got my hands on some meet and greet passes for a concert. My fiancé and I got our picture taken with the band. A few moments later, in my excitement, instead of texting the picture to my friend, I accidentally deleted it. FML

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12075) - you deserved it (32776)

On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30176) - you deserved it (5792)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML

#19053808
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30176) - you deserved it (5792)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:17am - love - by OwMyBalls (man) -

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27356) - you deserved it (8683) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

#19035174
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30919) - you deserved it (17259)

On 02/09/2012 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

#19008495
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27489) - you deserved it (2230)

On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19988) - you deserved it (5826)

On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

#18993320
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21229) - you deserved it (4078)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by Arp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

#18931669
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26755) - you deserved it (2413)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26980) - you deserved it (3790)

On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States



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