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  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 January 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Yesterday..!! my usband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I endd up buying it!! He ad to give me te money and leave cuz e is severely aracnopobic and couldn't even pick up te box!! I ave to ide te movie for fear of it bieng destroyd!! Again!! FML

#20134119
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14945) - you deserved it (3687)

On 10/26/2012 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-grlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, u remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punchd in the face an restraind until the police arrivd. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. mega FML

#20131351
271 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-grlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, u remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punchd in the face an restraind until the police arrivd. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. mega FML

#20131351
271 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today mah fiancé's stepfather askd me how mah teaching job was going. I replid heatedly that I've never taught and then complaind bitterly to mah fiancé about how his family still doesn't know me. Turns out his stepfather has early onset dementia and that I'm an asshole. FML

#20129656
93 comments

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On 10/23/2012 at 9:29am - misc - by inthefamily (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates . However the post sparked an argument with mah mom's childhood best friend that ended with her telling me that mah dad isn't actually mah dad . FML

#20120633
68 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by bastardchild_01 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Taday my boyfriend an I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home coverd in pee. mega FML

#20113299
104 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 7:11am - health - by monkeyzz (woman) - United States (California)

Today , after confronting mah boyfriend about cheating on me , he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty , but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML

#20113249
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30699) - you deserved it (2823)

On 10/12/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by You're NOT getting lucky today hun (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I completely saved my ead as a gesture for my boyfriend's moter,o was suffering from cancer an aving a terrible time undergoing cemoterapy . Turns out se doesn't even ave cancer, an my boyfriend tougt I wouldn't ave te guts to do it . FML

#20110360
182 comments

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On 10/10/2012 at 11:05am - misc - by horriblejoke (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I Got A Text Message From My Boss That Read, "You've Been Very Bad . Severe Punishment Is In Order." I'm Not Sure Whether I Should Be Turned On Or Terrified . FML

#20110308
153 comments

Today , I found out that mom gives brother tips on how to hurt feelings the most. FML

#20107287
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29366) - you deserved it (1906)

On 10/08/2012 at 11:08am - misc - by LovedByFamily (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today I was walking to school with mah earphones in when someone tappd me on the shoulder. I was shockd an whirld around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realizd he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd droppd at the station. FML

#20073029
125 comments

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On 09/15/2012 at 2:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I Invited My Boyfriend To His Frst Dinner Out With My Family. As My Older Brother Was Discussing The Injurie He'd Received While Working As A Tow Truck Driver, My Innocent 10 Year Old Brother Piped Up Saying He Should See What I Did To My Boyfriend's Back With My Nails. FML

Today.. . I had mah girlfriend over to meet mah parents . After dinner.. . we were in the living room talking . My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat.. . stick it down his shirt.. . then pretend to give birth to it.. . with sound effects . FML

#20070030
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22836) - you deserved it (2112)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)

Yesterday Fater Bet Me $200 Tat Since Boyfriend Is "suc A Stupid Sit," E Wouldn't Be Able To Locate Paraguay On A Map!! I Gladly Acceptd Te Bet!! Not Only Did E Not Know Were It Is, E Actually Accusd Us Of Making Te Country Up!! FML

#20063309
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20199) - you deserved it (12406)

On 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by dating a fucking idiot (woman) - United States

TODAY, MA BROTER STARTED A NEW TRADITION: SENDING ME PICTURES OF EVERY POOP E TAKES. FML

#20061527
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20656) - you deserved it (2000)

On 09/07/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by poopexperttt - United States



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