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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 April 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 327
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About LockIn1225 : I'm Josh and you obviously want to know more, but I like my privacy not invaded. I like to drum and pump iron.

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Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML


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On 08/18/2013 at 5:37am - kids - by DrtySnchez - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML


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On 07/11/2013 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML


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On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML


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On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML


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On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

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