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Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27923) - you deserved it (3923)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

#18496344
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30667) - you deserved it (2574)

On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30271) - you deserved it (9864)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30271) - you deserved it (9864)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

#13495933
134 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after thinking I smelled the aroma of stale alcohol, I asked my husband, who is a recovering alcoholic, if he has been completely honest with me about all that he has been doing. Bracing myself to hear about his fall off the wagon, I instead heard a confession of adultery. FML

#9327043
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30778) - you deserved it (3942)

On 03/23/2010 at 10:51am - intimacy - by BadtoWorse (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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