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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4400
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 31 posted

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Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24177) - you deserved it (1757)

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