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by not the scalpel / 09/15/2012 at 3:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my teacher assigned us teams in a class debate. I landed on the team that had to argue the obviously wrong point of view. When I finished, my teacher told me and the entire class how much I disturbed her, and how I reminded her of Hitler and Napoleon. FML
by anonymous / 09/05/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by iliveintexas / 09/01/2012 at 10:09am / United States (Texas) / Health
by KidKillah / 09/01/2012 at 12:07am / United States (California) / Kids
by jon / 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
by Bethany / 08/28/2012 at 5:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by masterman / 08/27/2012 at 2:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by brylynn / 08/25/2012 at 9:58pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 08/25/2012 at 8:47am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/22/2012 at 4:08pm / United States / Love
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
by scared to leave the house / 08/20/2012 at 5:14am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/19/2012 at 1:51am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Just_Me_88 / 08/18/2012 at 1:09am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
by jannister / 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…