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About LizzieBvBfan : About me... Hmmm, here goes:
I love music, especially rock and heavy metal but I will listen to anything that sounds good. My favourite bands are Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold and MCR.
I love going out and having fun with my friends, but I do enjoy staying in as well.
I am bisexual, which means I like girls and boys, I have had boyfriends and girlfriends and If you want to, Feel free to message me. I bet your hot right?!
I usually go for mysterious types, and I think there is nothing sexier than tattoos and peircings - especially snake bites :P
I like reading FML's because I enjoy other people's pain - masochistic right!
I LOVE dying my hair, but right now my hair colour is dark blonde. My eyes are light blue.
I don't like people who don't give everyone equal rights/opportunities e.g. Homophobic's, Bully's, Racists, My parents etc.
Anyway get off my account now and go back to reading FML's!!
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Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by christine brown - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 3:12am - intimacy - by Puppy Loverr - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
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On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States
Today, my mother and aunt got into an argument about who had gotten groped more times in public. I don't know what's more disturbing, that my own mother would brag about getting groped, or that she won the argument, at 34 times. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)
Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML
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On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 1:12am - misc - by LonelyBoy (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
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Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)
Today, my dad gave me a promise ring on my one year anniversary with my boyfriend and made me swear I would wait til marriage. Four hours later he walked in on us having sex in my bedroom. FML
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On 03/16/2009 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by thiswouldhappen. - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to the jewelry store to sell my wedding ring after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
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On 03/04/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by ringmaster101 (woman) - United States (California)
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