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About Lizz7 : Hello! I'm Lizz, I play the piano. Thats the most important thing about me. I've been teaching piano for the last year as well, having a total of 10 students. I also play the electric bass, French Horn, and am teaching myself the guitar; I also took vocal lessons last year, but ran out of time this year to continue. This upcoming year for the next 5 or so years I'll be studying Music, double majoring in Music Education and Piano Performance. I'm going to be a high school band teacher when I grow up ;). One last thing- Meow. And you all just lost the Game.>^.^
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)
Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML
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On 03/18/2011 at 8:36am - love - by anon -
Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML
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Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -
Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML
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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
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Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
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On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)
Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)
Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 10:01am - kids - by dancer101 (woman) - United States
Today, my cat sneezed directly into my open eyeball. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 3:57am - animals - by ciotter (woman) - United States (California)
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