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Liz321
  • Town/Country : Belgium
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 555
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Liz321 : I've posted 4 fmls so far. None was put online. FML

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Today, I was pondering the meaning of life - why I'm here, why anyone is here, why go on, and whether it's worth it... Then it hit me. The football in the head, not the meaning of life. FML

#7529834
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I agree, your life sucks (9480) - you deserved it (20545)

On 01/23/2010 at 9:14pm - misc - by ceedee - United States (California)

Today, I went on an interview for a job that I had been wanting for months. I thought everything was going great. On my way out, my interviewer asked me to recycle something for him. I agreed. It was my resume. FML

#7324438
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26595) - you deserved it (1612)

On 01/13/2010 at 7:05pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if you're happy and you know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML

#7247927
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25159) - you deserved it (2465)

On 01/09/2010 at 11:29pm - misc - by 1thapp3ns (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML

#7239167
130 comments

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On 01/09/2010 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

#7122357
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7586) - you deserved it (47125)

On 01/03/2010 at 7:00am - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, whilst at my boyfriend's family get together, his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriend when he was planning on proposing to me, loud enough for everyone to hear. An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother, who clearly said "hopefully never." FML

#7118046
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27952) - you deserved it (1733)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:53am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)



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