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by Anonymous / 04/19/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML
by Anonymous / 04/10/2009 at 12:53pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML
by blovesg / 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
by bride / 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Evil_Egbert / 02/12/2009 at 6:54am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Intimacy
by menerethrr / 02/05/2009 at 10:39am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Fucked / 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
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- Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in… Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed… Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her huge, ex-Marine father took me out back, saying he wanted…