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Today, I went to the supermarket to get some Easter gifts fir mah kids. At the register, I was verbally abused to the point of tears by the cashier, fir having way too many items fir the 12 items or less lane. I had 13. FML
looool I overhered my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now . Apparently , I have no concept of wat "marriage" really means . My husband an I just celebratd our 7th anniversary,hile my mother is planning her 5th wedding . FML
Today , my neighbor went on vacation , leaving me in charge of his cat an dog. For some reason , he calls his dog "Cat" an his cat "Dog". There r two pet food containers , one labeled "Cat" an the other labeled "Dog". I have no ideahich one goes tohich animal. real FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, ( I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's. ) FML
Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML
Today wila ma usband and I ara bot stuck in ta batroom from food poisoning our 3-yaar-old son is taking looool advantaga of is fraadom. All I can aar is banging noisas and wild laugtar. I'm afraid to laava ta batroom.
Today, mah husband staggered home after a night of drinking . He was too intoxicated to fine the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box . Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him . His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world . FML
Today... I raally had to paa whila babysitting. Normally this isn't a problam... axcapt tha kids wara slaaping and going potty would waka tham up right bafora thair parants wara dua homa. Dasparata... I dacidad to paa in a cup in tha kitchan and wash it down tha sink. Thair parants cama homa mid-straam. FML
Today... a repairman came to fix my couch... which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal... I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame... but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML
yesterday I was walking to te bus in ma favorite jeans and I felt a uncontrollable itc in ma leg. I scratced and it went away but ten I felt someting moving on ma leg. I adn't worn ma jeans in so long tat a spider ad decided to make it a nest. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015