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Littlemuffinbox
  • Town/Country : That place, Over there.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 November 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1968
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Littlemuffinbox : I am in love with Hayao Miyazaki. His anime, Spirited Away, is my favorite. But honestly, I love them all.
My favorite show is 1 Girl 5 Gays. They're all just so darn cute. ^^ I'm bisexual, but that doesn't mean I'm looking for just anyone. I'm also Native Amercian. I love walking around bare foot, and riding horses. I love people :) I love being outside, especially at the beach. I want to be an artist, or psychologist. I do a little modeling on the side, but not serious. On the inside, I'm actually such a nerd. Except at math.. >> But no, I am in love with Zelda and Link. I love ALL Legend of Zelda games. I'd marry Link if I could.. But I can't. I also like Harvest Moon games. Aha, for some reason I've fallen in love with all the crazy little characters in the games. I love NeverShoutNever, Owl City and Jarrod Matthew. I think that EVERYONE should read the Harry Potter series.
So yeah, message me sometime if you wanna chat. I don't bite.
Btw, I lost the game.

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Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

#12495310 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (29290) - you deserved it (2083)

On 08/13/2010 at 5:11am - love - by starley (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

#12245991 (158)

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On 08/01/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by jacobscrackers - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

#12027756 (255)

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On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

#11989675 (134)

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On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

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On 07/14/2010 at 11:17am - intimacy - by safetyfirst (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7812) - you deserved it (17994)

On 03/18/2010 at 9:30am - misc - by ihateyouatt (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17535) - you deserved it (7849)

On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

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On 03/17/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by rawrrrr (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my fiancé is in a long distance relationship with his ex. Not only do we live on the same island, he's also my neighbor and my co-worker. FML

#9134899 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (18879) - you deserved it (2064)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:14pm - love - by KMAC (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255 (506)

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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size he asked for me to find a ring that I liked and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh the generosity. FML

#9062529 (520)

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On 03/14/2010 at 12:04am - love - by anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by leapple (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML

#9054929 (192)

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On 03/13/2010 at 7:27pm - love - by hurt (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16013) - you deserved it (7175)

On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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