About Littlemuffinbox : I am in love with Hayao Miyazaki. His anime, Spirited Away, is my favorite. But honestly, I love them all.
My favorite show is 1 Girl 5 Gays. They're all just so darn cute. ^^ I'm bisexual, but that doesn't mean I'm looking for just anyone. I'm also Native Amercian. I love walking around bare foot, and riding horses. I love people :) I love being outside, especially at the beach. I want to be an artist, or psychologist. I do a little modeling on the side, but not serious. On the inside, I'm actually such a nerd. Except at math.. >> But no, I am in love with Zelda and Link. I love ALL Legend of Zelda games. I'd marry Link if I could.. But I can't. I also like Harvest Moon games. Aha, for some reason I've fallen in love with all the crazy little characters in the games. I love NeverShoutNever, Owl City and Jarrod Matthew. I think that EVERYONE should read the Harry Potter series.
So yeah, message me sometime if you wanna chat. I don't bite.
Btw, I lost the game.
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Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
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On 12/07/2012 at 10:30am - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
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On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML
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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
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On 11/15/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by needanewride - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
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On 11/15/2012 at 1:35am - love - by minime94 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML
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On 11/11/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Danny - United States (Utah)
Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML
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On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 7:16pm - health - by dating a fking cnt (man) - Canada
Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)
Today, I was told I will be having twins; this came as a shock since there are no twins in my family. When I asked my mom about it, she said that she wasn't surprised and not to worry about it because she had "absorbed her twin" and that the problem would "take care of itself." FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by HappinessOrOrgasms (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore
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