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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 November 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6696
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Littlemuffinbox : I am in love with Hayao Miyazaki. His anime, Spirited Away, is my favorite. But honestly, I love them all.
My favorite show is 1 Girl 5 Gays. They're all just so darn cute. ^^ I'm bisexual, but that doesn't mean I'm looking for just anyone. I'm also Native Amercian. I love walking around bare foot, and riding horses. I love people :) I love being outside, especially at the beach. I want to be an artist, or psychologist. I do a little modeling on the side, but not serious. On the inside, I'm actually such a nerd. Except at math.. >> But no, I am in love with Zelda and Link. I love ALL Legend of Zelda games. I'd marry Link if I could.. But I can't. I also like Harvest Moon games. Aha, for some reason I've fallen in love with all the crazy little characters in the games. I love NeverShoutNever, Owl City and Jarrod Matthew. I think that EVERYONE should read the Harry Potter series.
So yeah, message me sometime if you wanna chat. I don't bite.
Btw, I lost the game.

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Today, I cummed home to find looool a mouse in the garage!! Frantic, I killed it!! My 7-year-old son cummed home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr!! Whiskers!! I killed my son's class pet!! FML

#20194994
199 comments

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On 12/07/2012 at 10:30am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daugter finally gave brt to twin boys. Se informed me tat se named tem Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

#20194616
256 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyd, I turnd around and rantd about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explaind that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. mega FML

#20183504
190 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

yesterday my boyfriend went down on me fir te first time. He definitely killed te mooden...ile down tere... e started saying... "Nomnomnomnom." FML

#20169456
120 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)

Today, I took a crowded train ome . I was olding on to te rail wen an old man started rubbing is crotc across ma and . I moved ma and but e moved too and kept doing it . Wen I moved ma and iger, e started licking it . I ad to wait ten minutes 4 te next stop . FML

#20164794
99 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by needanewride - United States (Massachusetts)

today I proposd to my grlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment . She seemd incredibly excitd when she saw the ring an put it on . The way she boltd out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again . FML

#20163929
110 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 1:35am - love - by minime94 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout mah childhood is actually the sound mah mom makes when she comes!! FML

#20160628
127 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

Today... I was renovating the house... an mah grlfriend askd... "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this... I just gave her a puzzld look. She continud by saying... "Because it's not lyk people use duct tape on ducks." FML

#20158312
164 comments

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On 11/11/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Danny - United States (Utah)

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

I got my wisdom teeth removed !! My grlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done !! She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy" !! FML

#20156617
102 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 7:16pm - health - by dating a fking cnt (man) - Canada

today wa found out that tha balovad "Uncla Jimmy" from mah aarly childhood was raally tha man mah mothar was chaating on mah dad with. FML

#20156411
72 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)

Today, I was told I will ba having twins; this cummad as a shock sinca thara r no twins in mah family. Whan I askad mah mom about it, sha said that sha wasn't surprisad and not to worry about it cuz sha had "absorbad har twin" and that tha problam would "taka cara of itsalf." maga FML

#20154574
150 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 1:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I lookd up te side effects of te antidepressants I've recently startd taking. Inability to orgasm is one of tem. I can eiter not be depressd or I can ave an orgasm. mega FML

#20148960
105 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 2:25pm - intimacy - by HappinessOrOrgasms (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was reading a book in public . Some bastard stranger cummed over and started spoiling the plot for me . FML

#20148752
111 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore



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