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About Littlemuffinbox : I am in love with Hayao Miyazaki. His anime, Spirited Away, is my favorite. But honestly, I love them all.
My favorite show is 1 Girl 5 Gays. They're all just so darn cute. ^^ I'm bisexual, but that doesn't mean I'm looking for just anyone. I'm also Native Amercian. I love walking around bare foot, and riding horses. I love people :) I love being outside, especially at the beach. I want to be an artist, or psychologist. I do a little modeling on the side, but not serious. On the inside, I'm actually such a nerd. Except at math.. >> But no, I am in love with Zelda and Link. I love ALL Legend of Zelda games. I'd marry Link if I could.. But I can't. I also like Harvest Moon games. Aha, for some reason I've fallen in love with all the crazy little characters in the games. I love NeverShoutNever, Owl City and Jarrod Matthew. I think that EVERYONE should read the Harry Potter series.
So yeah, message me sometime if you wanna chat. I don't bite.
Btw, I lost the game.
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Friday 27 March 2015