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Little_Lamb

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Little_Lamb

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1142
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Little_Lamb : Lights will guide you home and ignite your bones and I will try to fix you

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (349097) - you deserved it (38631)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111022) - you deserved it (11703)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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