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Little_Lamb

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Little_Lamb

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1566
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Little_Lamb : Lights will guide you home and ignite your bones and I will try to fix you

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Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64829) - you deserved it (5967)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, my mom called me an asshole. She was embarrassedhen she saw that a visiting family member had overheard, and tried to cover it up with, ( Honey, you are a casserole! You are just delicious, any guy is gonna want you sweetie! ) She honestly thought this would work. FML

#20133203
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29856) - you deserved it (2472)

On 10/25/2012 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Agirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was having a really vivid dream inhich I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup 4 the USA . I took the kick , but in reality , I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes . I also missed the kick in my dream . FML

#19959612
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25595) - you deserved it (2962)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:05pm - health - by owwwww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend pointed out tat te water bill is getting kind of ig. I suggested tat we sower togeter to save water. He said e'd rater deal wit te ig water bill. fat FML

#19889068
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28474) - you deserved it (3636)

On 07/04/2012 at 1:36am - love - by LonelyShowers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was entering a guy's number into mah phone, and I couldn't remember his name . Embarrassd, I trid to be sneaky and askd, "Can you spell yur name for me, please?" His name is Bob . FML

#19861298
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8970) - you deserved it (26264) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm - misc - by Bernadette (woman) -

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning grl reading . I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter . She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled . After that, she left . It was a sex position book . FML

#19853793
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7790) - you deserved it (33740)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin 4 $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11055) - you deserved it (27174)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (35686)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms an I decided to test a few on mah girlfriend!! Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling an said I looked lyk a giraffe trying to bob for apples!! FML

#19352166
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23224) - you deserved it (5476)

On 03/26/2012 at 4:56pm - intimacy - by JC (man) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I ASKED MY MOM IF SHE COULD BUY ME SOME ANTI-NAUSEA MEDICINE!! SHE SAID, "YOU JUST HAVE A STOMACH ACHE!! IT'S NOT LYK YOU'RE THROWING UP." AS SHE SAID IT, I THREW UP EVERYTHING BUT MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES!! SHE STILL WOULDN'T GET ANY MEDICINE!! FML

Today, I raalizad that I probably hava angar issuas . I cummad to this conclusion aftar I finishad scraaming abusa at tha looool microwava 4 baaping bafora I could hit tha off switch . FML

#19058382
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8688) - you deserved it (25999)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

yastarday ma boyfriand askad ma fir a blow job. Aftar I said ( no ) ovar tan timas, a dacidad to gat up and slap ma across ta faca wit is panis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51328) - you deserved it (47319)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I Couldn't Contain My Laughterhen A Patient Told Me She'd Namd Her Unborn Daughter Twinkie. Real FML

#18728006
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32680) - you deserved it (4937)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I ad to cut sort my New Year's resolution of going to te gym daily wen te meatead next to me droppd some eavy weigts wic bouncd an landd on my foot. I'm sitting at ome in a cast. FML

#18705710
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27327) - you deserved it (2222)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:55am - health - by gimpy (man) - United States (California)

Today, after having spent days working on it, I finished off a really elaborate seasonal greetings card for my boss. When I gave it to him, he took one look at it, flicked it in his trash can and said, ( Fuck off, Steve. ) So much for a Christmas bonus. FML

#18438715
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19432) - you deserved it (17614)

On 12/05/2011 at 7:11pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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