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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 75793
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
477 comments

I agree, your life sucks (430606) - you deserved it (67877)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

#777672
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173108) - you deserved it (30794)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by lalanon (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to show us an example of the type of shoes we would be wearing in the show. She brings in a pair of hideous black combat boots, and I remark how ugly they are. They're her own favorite boots. I had to carpool with her after rehearsal. FML

#777517
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10673) - you deserved it (55611)

On 04/03/2009 at 1:10am - work - by Boothater (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML

#776706
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52400) - you deserved it (13568)

On 04/03/2009 at 12:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

#459925
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82699) - you deserved it (15116)

On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244617) - you deserved it (82527)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

#329
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27675) - you deserved it (18961)

On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I threw away my cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My trousers got completely burnt. FML

#327
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8311) - you deserved it (65741)

On 11/18/2008 at 5:37am - misc - by brebis - Sent from mobile version



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