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TODAY, I HAD ONE OF THE WORST PANIC ATTACKS IN YEARS !! I WAS WORRID NOBODY CARD ABOUT ME AN THAT I HAD COMPLETELY MESSD UP MAH LIFE !! I WAS HYPERVENTILATING AN CRYING HYSTERICALLY !! MY MOM WALKD BY MAH ROOM, LOOKD AT ME, AN SAID, "IF YOUR GOING TO MAKE THOSE NOISES, AT LEAST SHUT THE DOOR." FML

#365324
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (197104) - you deserved it (28506)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:38pm - misc - by Screwed (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I was having sex with a guy I met an in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML

#346119
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113466) - you deserved it (15937)

On 03/15/2009 at 4:47pm - intimacy - by MarMar (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his brthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room , quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

#319539
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18396) - you deserved it (192346)

On 03/14/2009 at 11:16am - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I found out I won a 20 000 dollar scholarship . After celebrating with mah family by jumping around the room 4 a half-hour , we realized it was addressed to someone else with the same last name . When we called to tell her , she said it was werd cuz she had received mah rejection letter . mega FML

#318702
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173196) - you deserved it (21496)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:44am - money - by stillpoor (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I decidd to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughd an said , "is that yur excuse for not bieng able to get laid?" an walkd out of the room. FML

#283028
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (274472) - you deserved it (50186)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Yesterday, mom told boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to master bait in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chair and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if mom was there to make me stop. fat FML

#280083
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (143564) - you deserved it (16015)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today.. . at a ard rock concert.. . a bunc of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty wile mosing . I was inside tat port-a-potty . FML

#231694
159 comments

Today, I walkd into mah house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25410) - you deserved it (131289)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (237997) - you deserved it (31203)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, FIR MAH TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY I GOT MAH GRLFRIEND A VERY EXPENSIVE DIAMOND NECKLACE . SHE GOT ME MALE ENHANCEMENT PILLS . FML

#197066
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148041) - you deserved it (16870)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML

#170978
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46909) - you deserved it (158918)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah best friend slappd me an calld me a some colorful words before telling me that she never wantd to talk to me again cuz I supposedly slept with her boyfriend. Not only am I a virgin but I'm a lesbian. FML

#169913
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181148) - you deserved it (14649)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by xo_lezz (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (264722) - you deserved it (62336)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

I agree, your life sucks (799229) - you deserved it (83490)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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