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Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 6:48am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)
Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by TheHezzer - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)
Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm - misc - by rapper in training (man) - United States
Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 1:37am - animals - by A (woman) - United States
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
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On 01/26/2012 at 1:23am - love - by sad life (woman) - United States
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