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Lintu_26
  • Town/Country : JHB/KR/Wien, SA/PL/A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 March 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 3611
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11314) - you deserved it (28268)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11314) - you deserved it (28268)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11314) - you deserved it (28268)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11314) - you deserved it (28268)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11314) - you deserved it (28268)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11314) - you deserved it (28268)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11314) - you deserved it (28268)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11314) - you deserved it (28268)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

#351
51 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

#242
45 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 5:10am - work - by JoLaFritte - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
57 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
51 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia



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