About Lintu_26 : Mrau!!! :)
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About Lintu_26 : Mrau!!! :)
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Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML
by LiLGeek / 01/12/2009 at 10:37am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
Today, I got my stuff together before leaving to take the bus: cigarettes, newspaper, mobile phone and the trash. I took me at least 5 minutes in the bus to realize that I was travelling with the trash on my knees. FML
by Elizabeth / 01/09/2009 at 6:40am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/04/2009 at 12:22am / Miscellaneous
Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML
by Ulysse / 01/01/2009 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Geek
Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML
by Danno / 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
by noname / 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm / Miscellaneous
by Wickls / 12/18/2008 at 3:30am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
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