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Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version
Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version
Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
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On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Erin - United States (Virginia)
Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 4:47am - work - by MAC - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML
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On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)
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