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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)
Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by lousy - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was sexiled. So that my roommate and the boy who I confessed my love to two days before could hook up. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by janie - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States
Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)
Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by Sleep Walking - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version
Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML
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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version
Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version
Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML
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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version
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