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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 March 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I found some oversizd-strawberry-spree candie in my pantry!! They were deliciou an I munchd on them through out the day!! I endd up in an out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonder an effectivenes of Fruit Flavord Fiber pills!! FML

#2367025
70 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 3:14am - health - by KKimrae_ness (woman) - United States (California)

Today..!! I was at a fancy restaurant!! I was drinking some water when I noticd a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me!! I smild back..!! but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbld out of mah mouth all over mah shirt!! FML

#2291155
109 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by Droolgirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

I was preparing a dinner 4 some busines associates, in opes of closing te deal on a promotion. I emaild tem wit te menu, in case tere were any allergies. Hours later, I ceckd te email again to fine tat instead of serving te Roast Duck I would be serving te Roast Fuck. FML

#2282414
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On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by wordmalfunction (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today I decided to use mah mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling mah anger she told me looool to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

#2238808
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On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Taday a waiter cummed up and and putted out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says , ( Um , that was a nice high five but I wanted yur plate. ) FML

#2230053
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On 05/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by Clueless (woman) - United States

yesterday after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out fir the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed an u wake up with food in yours." FML

#2158517
142 comments

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On 05/21/2009 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by screwed (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I noticd my parents replacd my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a paintd one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

#2057571
72 comments

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On 05/18/2009 at 7:20pm - misc - by trgtyo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightend I hurrid home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to fed my closest friend 4 the past 3 days. FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 8:21am - animals - by killer (woman) - Latvia (Riga)

Today , I was standing on the packd bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses!! As I couldn't rub it out , I trid blinking it out 4 the next five minutes!! Then the hot girl opposite me scream "Stop winking at me , u bastard! Don't even think about it , u ugly fuck!" FML

#1962577
93 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by ballerphilip23 (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airporthen I passed 2 cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted asking me wat was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

#1954003
76 comments

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On 05/15/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by NotSoCool (man) - Singapore

Today , I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park an reclined my seat an shut my eyes!! Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car an I felt a little better 4 once!! I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car!! FML

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40 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 5:09pm - work - by overlandparkmommie (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I am wearing a panda looool suit 4 the promotion of the restaurant I work at !! FML

#1925712
261 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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