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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 603
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Lintner : Can't you see that I don't have a description at this moment?
Profilepic: Greece 2013

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Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46933) - you deserved it (6697)

On 06/27/2014 at 5:15pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML


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