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LinaRibena
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 October 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 206
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6002) - you deserved it (13879)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:40am - intimacy - by grounded (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13241) - you deserved it (2139)

On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7788) - you deserved it (25193)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did it, I realized there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper, he never did and came out without socks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21007) - you deserved it (3396)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by dayum (man) - Mexico (Chihuahua)



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