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  • Number of visits : 49950
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

#2812014
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94791) - you deserved it (20003)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I am renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML

#2303239
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55408) - you deserved it (3431)

On 05/26/2009 at 5:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML

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641 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92005) - you deserved it (8380)

On 05/11/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Hallllo (man) - United States (Ohio)



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