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  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 155
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Lilymarlena : I'm a nut case.

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Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28763) - you deserved it (9675)

On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

#20117570
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I agree, your life sucks (28763) - you deserved it (9675)

On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)



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