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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 November 1981 (34 years)
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Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27257) - you deserved it (4200)

On 01/20/2009 at 3:00pm - love - by pikachu - United States (Virginia)

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22054) - you deserved it (1809)

On 01/17/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by millzee - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML


I agree, your life sucks (23188) - you deserved it (2069)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:26am - love - by beekie9 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML


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On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML


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On 12/16/2008 at 2:55am - misc - by Melie-Melo - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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