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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 November 1981 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9783
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 40 posted

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Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9750) - you deserved it (36548)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was awarding medals to finalists in a school club. While putting one around someones neck, I ended up poking a girl in the eye. She tried to be a trooper by continuing to walk across stage but i guess her eyes got really watery because she missed the step and fell, breaking her ankle. FML

#10323
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22896) - you deserved it (7057)

On 02/05/2009 at 3:13pm - misc - by Craig (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35679) - you deserved it (7745)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took a big sip of water while on a bus. It went down the wrong pipe, causing me to cough and hack loudly. The old woman sitting across from me asked if I was okay. Jokingly, I said, "Just dying." She replied, "You too, huh?" FML

#7761
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8576) - you deserved it (28771)

On 02/04/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by suicide (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19929) - you deserved it (33991)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6799) - you deserved it (47707)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

#5925
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15481) - you deserved it (44620)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:24am - intimacy - by hitmutefirst (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42016) - you deserved it (343418)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

#4715
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41973) - you deserved it (5153)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Bear - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20848) - you deserved it (9812)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10432) - you deserved it (22708)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21756) - you deserved it (3142)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML

#3070
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24198) - you deserved it (1768)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML

#2979
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21369) - you deserved it (1782)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:47am - love - by uninspired - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

#1930
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9590) - you deserved it (18521)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by babygurl69 - Canada (Ontario)



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