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About Lilo4life : Almost everything in my life makes me say FML

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Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32498) - you deserved it (4511)

On 03/28/2013 at 4:19am - animals - by hellostupid (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML


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On 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

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