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Lilo4life

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Lilo4life

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Lilo4life
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 942
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Lilo4life : Almost everything in my life makes me say FML

Lilo4life's page activity

Visits<b>yellow33</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 10:28pm<b>DOMEinic</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:17pm<b>914smv</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 5:14am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 11:24pm<b>stangbang92</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 10:53pm<b>JonathanV123</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 11:05am<b>alanon</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 9:46am<b>cboots903</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:15pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:40am<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:21am<b>capper44</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 10:36am<b>arkh_angel</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 7:56am<b>10220706</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 12:01am<b>hard_candy</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 11:52pm<b>jagdeep</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 11:24pm<b>Busco7</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 10:05pm<b>ThatOneGuyIsDope</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:57pm<b>zane1207</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 7:23pm

Fucked!<b>cboots903</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:20am<b>obviouslywaffles</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 1:07am<b>trashyant</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 3:39pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 3:11pm<b>lexred</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 10:38am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:58am<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:23am<b>jayd77</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:19am<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 2:45pm<b>orios105</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 9:59am<b>derangedplanet</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 11:35am<b>paravoz</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:09am<b>Tenker</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 5:12am<b>tiger820</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 2:47am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 1:13am<b>clearlyroo440</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 9:14pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 2:59pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 10:58am

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You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Lilo4life's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML

#20563428
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34143) - you deserved it (4642)

On 03/28/2013 at 4:19am - animals - by hellostupid (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

#1427967
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17361) - you deserved it (59716)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Swindon)



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