About Lilo4life : Almost everything in my life makes me say FML
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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Lilo4life's favorite FMLs
Today, I had to convince my 20-year-old boyfriend that not only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-blooded and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
by hellostupid / 03/28/2013 at 4:19am / United States / Animals
Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML
by Anonymous / 04/28/2009 at 4:52pm / United Kingdom (Swindon) / Love
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