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LilRob58
  • Town/Country : Pacoima,CA , USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my manager came in and said "Hey Alice, great job closing so well last night. NOT." and walked off. When I heard the door shut, I said "And great job being a bitch, you cow." I heard my manager walking back towards me. She wasn't the one who left the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15981) - you deserved it (39947)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:03am - work - by Alice (woman) - United States

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62273) - you deserved it (4822)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76186) - you deserved it (23628)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)



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