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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About LilNigga916 : I'm 15, sophomore in high school, always sleepy, average looking, short as fuck tho, I get on here to have a good laugh and to make sure someone else's day sucks worse than mine sometimes haha

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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML


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