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LilDarkAngel9014
  • Town/Country : Columbia, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 October 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2555
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About LilDarkAngel9014 : Well hello. My name is Christina. Im a christian. I stand up for what i believe in and no one is going to tell me anything about it. I love reading, singing, praising God and spending time with my family. Feel free to message me if you want. But if you are going to disrespect, dont bother.

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Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15538) - you deserved it (2111)

On 06/21/2012 at 11:40am - love - by rink.attendant.6 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to hear my girlfriend break up with me, over the answering machine, with my entire family in the room. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23921) - you deserved it (1645)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:19am - love - by kukadaman - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML

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On 03/15/2010 at 2:00am - intimacy - by PubelishedAuthor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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On 03/15/2010 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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