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About LilDELTAWHISKY : I was born and still being raised, and never been out of Texas. Sadly
I love volleyball, swimming, animals, and many other things. Ive been playing volleyball for about 6 1/2 years now. I play Xbox. My name is Kayla by the way
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML
Friday 27 March 2015