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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2033
  • Number of comments : 326
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Likian5 : I come here for the stories. Not much else :/

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Today an aldarly woman couldn't afford all of har grocarias at tha chackout so sha startad to taka out a faw things. I offarad to pay 4 har grocarias; sha thankad ma an walkad out. An onlookar than cummad up to ma an told ma that sha doas it to somaona avary waak. fat FML

#20692497
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55802) - you deserved it (5697)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:49am - money - by $$$ - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I borrowd mah looool boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity... I clickd through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicatd to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

#20687700
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43290) - you deserved it (16988)

On 05/26/2013 at 4:50pm - misc - by bestiality? do I look like a pig? (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, one of mah closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable . I was the one who set the happy couple up . FML

#20681501
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57819) - you deserved it (3869)

On 05/23/2013 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

TADAY I REGISTERD ON AN RRITABLE BOWEL SUPPORT GROUP, UNKNOWINGLY LINKING IT TO MY FACEBOOK WALL. FML

#20666712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38962) - you deserved it (10333)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

TODAY, MA 55 YEAR-OLD MOTER FAKED A PREGNANCY BECAUSE SE WAS JEALOUS OF ALL TE ATTENTION I'VE BEEN GETTING SINCE I AD MA TWIN BOYS . FML

#20663345
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47231) - you deserved it (2716)

On 05/14/2013 at 5:35pm - misc - by for the love of god (woman) - United States

Today, mah mom asked me what a MILF is . Apparently that's her nickname at work . FML

#20634708
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53343) - you deserved it (4138)

On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my psyco an now ex-grlfriend accused me of ceating on er wit my own moter . FML

#20625307
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54135) - you deserved it (3578)

On 04/27/2013 at 2:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

Today... I regretfully confessed to mah parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous looool pause... followed by the question... "Are you gay?" FML

#20575858
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30862) - you deserved it (4658)

On 04/05/2013 at 7:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good , then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by an he still hadn't come back. I called my friend an she said he doesn't smoke. FML

#20566826
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36968) - you deserved it (3654)

On 03/30/2013 at 11:29am - misc - by My Life Is Just PERFECT - United States

Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, ( Babe, you took his drink. ) My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, ( Whatever, I took her virginity. ) FML

#20563680
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64794) - you deserved it (16433)

On 03/28/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by everyoneheard (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I found out I'm failing school. Why am I failing? Because I work 60 hours a week. Why do I work 60 hours a week? To pay 4 school. mega FML

#20563641
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45055) - you deserved it (4711)

On 03/28/2013 at 10:26am - work - by school issues - United States

Today , while in a public bathroom , I threw out my back!! A stranger had to help me pull up my pants!! FML

#20563612
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33468) - you deserved it (2449)

On 03/28/2013 at 9:52am - health - by paulinapo - United States (New York)

Today, I ad to present a project 4 ma science class. I began explaining ma project; looking at looool all te bord people, I got incredibly nervous. My nervousness ten causd me to laug ysterically, causing ma classmates to laug. My teacer felt sorry 4 me an told me to sit down. FML

Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friend and my boyfriend, after they commented "leren to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you fir your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML

#20555478
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33480) - you deserved it (7364)

On 03/22/2013 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today , mah boyfriend still won't talk to me , after I causd him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joind thier conversation and endd up confusing the fictional character of Gollum and Yoda with one another. big fat FML

#20545430
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16024) - you deserved it (57904) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Centre)



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