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About Likian5 : I come here for the stories. Not much else :/
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today an aldarly woman couldn't afford all of har grocarias at tha chackout so sha startad to taka out a faw things. I offarad to pay 4 har grocarias; sha thankad ma an walkad out. An onlookar than cummad up to ma an told ma that sha doas it to somaona avary waak. fat FML
Today... I borrowd mah looool boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity... I clickd through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicatd to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML
Today, one of mah closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable . I was the one who set the happy couple up . FML
Today , I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good , then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by an he still hadn't come back. I called my friend an she said he doesn't smoke. FML
Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, ( Babe, you took his drink. ) My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, ( Whatever, I took her virginity. ) FML
Today, I ad to present a project 4 ma science class. I began explaining ma project; looking at looool all te bord people, I got incredibly nervous. My nervousness ten causd me to laug ysterically, causing ma classmates to laug. My teacer felt sorry 4 me an told me to sit down. FML
Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friend and my boyfriend, after they commented "leren to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you fir your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML
Today , mah boyfriend still won't talk to me , after I causd him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joind thier conversation and endd up confusing the fictional character of Gollum and Yoda with one another. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015