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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2032
  • Number of comments : 326
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Likian5 : I come here for the stories. Not much else :/

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TODAY, I WALKAD IN ON MAH HUSBAND JACKING OFF TO A PHOTO OF HIMSALF. FML

#21346857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35138) - you deserved it (3670)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today..!! I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare!! I started screaming in my dream..!! so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well!! The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming!!

Taday my fiancé proposed to me . He said, ( I could have picked anyone, but I chose you . You're a solid 2,hich is average . Not a 10, looool but I'm glad your a 2 . Less pressure, ya know . ) I'm not sure if I should be more upset with the fact that I'm ( average ), or the fact that he thought this was romantic . FML

#21325203
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34543) - you deserved it (3835)

On 12/27/2014 at 9:55am - love - by SupposedlyAverage (woman) - United States

Today I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28663) - you deserved it (24060)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain mah balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of mah bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML

#21272641
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35520) - you deserved it (9607)

On 10/07/2014 at 7:33am - misc - by Waterfalls (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile I Was At The Dentist, I Couldn't Stop Gagginghen He Trid To Puttd A Tab In Mah Mouth To Get An X-ray. As I Left, I Overheard Him Saying, ( I Feel Sorry Fir Her Boyfriend. ) FML

#21238932
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52817) - you deserved it (9027)

On 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by gag reflex - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I dropped mah kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin!! FML

#21235686
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22385) - you deserved it (36639)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49276) - you deserved it (21285)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today,hile out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice fir her !! Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it thehole time, just likehen I pick up my cat !! FML

Today I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs!! I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead!! She sent me one back!! FML

#21196202
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46174) - you deserved it (26289)

On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losersho act like morons because thier parents never loved them,hen I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

#21133397
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20594) - you deserved it (55934)

On 05/07/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by I suck :( (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when mah anatomy teacher asked wat I did with mah pencil. FML

#21108224
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19494) - you deserved it (45019)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)

Taday a customar at work pronouncd tha word "Asian" as "Ah-Saa-Awn"han ordaring a salad . I wasn't allowd to say anything . FML

#21065187
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34695) - you deserved it (3854)

On 02/19/2014 at 1:24am - work - by PaneraSucks - United States (New Hampshire)



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