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Likalotbear
  • Town/Country : New York
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2565
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Likalotbear : I actually love my life.

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Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bare to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (268314) - you deserved it (32437)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was home by myself. I was singing "If I Had A Million Dollars" really loudly since I figured no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song, my neighbor shouts, "If I had a million dollars, I'd give it to you to stop singing" and slams his balcony door shut. FML

#1259883 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (29022) - you deserved it (20035)

On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. TWICE. FML

#859604 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (54970) - you deserved it (134481)

On 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

#804387 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (50618) - you deserved it (7227)

On 04/04/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

#761502 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (57260) - you deserved it (5108)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167984) - you deserved it (51071)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

#642642 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (11619) - you deserved it (53971)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

#259596 (408)

I agree, your life sucks (70630) - you deserved it (19662)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and I over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

#172507 (413)

I agree, your life sucks (72242) - you deserved it (152227)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)