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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 October 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Likalotbear : I actually love my life.

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Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML


I agree, your life sucks (439694) - you deserved it (60228)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was home by myself. I was singing ( If I Had A Million Dollars ) really loudly since I figurd no one could hear me. As I'm really into the song , my neighbor shouts , ( If I had a million dollars , I'd give it to u to stop singing ) and slams his balcony door shut. mega FML


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On 04/23/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by NotAmericanIdol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , Mah Biology Teacher Told Me That Every Friday We Should Wear A Hideous Shirt To Count Down The Last Days Of Freshman Year. So When Friday Came Around We Decided To Have A Contest For Most Hideous Shirt. I Won. I Forgot To Wear A Hideous Shirt. FML


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On 04/04/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I passed the grl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H . She picked it up, read it, turned around an asked me, "Do you know who Mark H . is?" FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)

I had to log in to mah computer on a projector in front of business associates at mah dad's architecture firm. I typd in mah username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough so I typd mah password in the username box. The entire firm now knows mah password is "tits123". FML


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On 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML


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On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... mah mom had mah girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue... she pulled out mah grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with mah girlfriend tomorrow. FML


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On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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